Insane-But-Proud

1. Tell him that if he eats too much jam, he will explode. 2. When he walks in the room, sing "Psycho" (by System of a Down.) 3. Tell him that killing people makes him look bad. 4. Yell in front of a lot of people "I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE BANGED WITH L!" 5. Call him gay because he reads Akazukin Chacha. 6. Request that he should go cosplaying. 7. Call him "L's Evil Twin." 8. Request that he should start stabbing people with plastic knives instead. 9. Tell him that grape jam is better than strawberry. 10. When he does what L does, say "COPY CAT!" 11. Call him an emo candle. 12. Say "NO! L'S MY BITCH!! NOT YOUR'S!!!" 13.